The Middle one will haunt You -Bushobamania- El de en medio os maravillará

Anti-Theft Lunch Bag‏ -- Bolsa Anti-robo de Almuerzos

Si el AMOR es ciego...PORQUE la lenceria tiene tanto Éxito...?

VegeTariaN...?? / VegeTariaNo...??

SI ERES VEGETARIANO POR SER AMIGO DE LOS ANIMALES..... PORQUÉ TE COMES SU COMIDA...??

NO HAY PAPEL QUE SE PUEDA DOBLAR MÁS DE 8 VECES

QUIERES VER EL MUNDO DESPUES DE LA MUERTE? SI ES QUE SÍ, MIRA MÁS ABAJO

DO YOU WANNA 'SEE" the 'WORLD' AFTER DEATH? ..If Yes, Scroll down.......

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Scroll Down Futher ..

Más Abajo

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A Little Further ....
un poco más...

DONATE YOUR 'EYES' !! (This beautiful thought just had to be shared ;) !!)

DONA TUS OJOS !! (Este es un buen pensamiento, tenía que ser compartido ;) !!)

EFFECTIVE HOME REMEDY FOR SUCCESSFUL DIETING !!!

METODO EFECTIVO PARA PERDER PESO

JUST REMOVE YOUR DENTURES ...!!

SIMPLEMENTE , QUITATE LA DENTADURA...!!!

(P.S. this one is not mine -- Esta no es mía)

AGAISNT THE WIND... -- A CONTRA VIENTO...

Airbus A380 first take off

If for some reason, anyday..."everything" seems to be going against you, remember that an airplane takes off against the wind not with it... ;)

Si por alguna razón,algún dia..."todo" parece ir contra ti,recuerda que los aviones despegan contra el viento, no a favor de él... ;)

IDEA OF THE DAY" TIRED WAITING 2 THE WAITER ?!? ... //CANSADOS DE ESPERAR AL CAMARERO/A ?...

P.S. : IMPORTANT : DONT DO IT AT HOME ;p
P.D. : IMPORTANTE: NO LO HAGAS EN CASA ;P

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!

Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company ...
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely ,
Norman $mith


The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :


Dear NOrman ,
I kNOw you have been working very hard.This is something that I appreciate... NOwadays , NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager

Reconocer a la hembra -- Recognize the female

ANY BET? -- ALGUNA APUESTA?

ANTES DE DAR UN DISCURSO... -- BEFORE OF A SPEECH...

ESTÁTE SEGURO QUE TIENES AUDIENCIA ...(VISITA MI INTERESANTÍSIMA PUBLISIDAD ;)

April 2005- INTERNATIONAL symbol of Marriage Approved

MAYO DE 2005. APROVADO EL SIMBOLO INTERNACIONAL DEL MATRIMONIO

What matters most is how you see yourself

LO QUE MÁS IMPORTA ES CÓMO TE VES TU MISMO

Reading "SEX" in 4 languages lol, click picture Clean site

LIFEISNOWHERE

Canadian Tree of life

READ IT SLOWLY..... : Lifeisnowhere.



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Life is nowhere (Shake hands,shitt this worries me:) )
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Life is now here. (Lucky u) lol
It's just the beautiful way to see the things around you.
Have a great day!

HOUSE OF 1000 MIRRORS

Long time ago in a small, far away village....there was place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors
A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house.
He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, " This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."
In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door.
When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."
All the faces in the world are mirrors.

What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you meet?... ;)

(Anonymous)

Me all kind walla :DDD guau guaau grrrrwaugr

Secret of Success

Sir, " What is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank President.

"Two words."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word."

"And, sir, What is that?"

"Experience. "

"And how do you get Experience?"

"Two words"

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions ."

Pressured ?

Olives are pressed to get oil...

Fruits are squeezed for juice...

Flowers are crushed for perfume...

so if you feel pressured , it's just God...

trying to get the best out of you... ;)

Glad Moment

"One of the gladdest moments in human life, methinks, is the departure upon a distant journey into unknown lands. The blood flows with the fast circulation of childhood."

Sir Richard Burton